somethingstupidornormalorhmmm:

coming-back-to-the-world:

Gotta love this man.

I still have no idea what this is from and it bugs the crap out of me. 

somethingstupidornormalorhmmm:

coming-back-to-the-world:

Gotta love this man.

I still have no idea what this is from and it bugs the crap out of me. 

I’m going out for a bit… Might not be back in a while.

I have just recieved a text by an unknown number

"FUckiNG DUMBLEDORE!"

ArE tHeY guNNa HaVe Seex In A DraiN?

Mother and Father wish to “TALK” about something, so I am going to stay in my room until I feel it safe to run away.

definedbyfire:

illsevenyournine:

d0nnerparty-allnight:

fujiidom:dea-goes-a-tumbln | janeturenne:

My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.

Because you know what.

You know what.

After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.

And who

and who

would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?

They told us it never worked again.  And that was kind of true.  They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs.  But other things, they got right.  They got the vastly delayed aging.  And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour.  And the talent for leading through example.  And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.

Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.

He’s had them since he was a little boy.

That little boy right there.

KATIE. KATIE. KAITE READ THIS.

OH

MY

GOD

And he could have some crazy healing factor that let him survive getting stabbed by Loki!!!!

pizza:

an epic trilogy

greatleapingocelots:

Ryan and Colin throughout the years.

acoustickub:

luisthegenius:

probably the best gif set ever created.

Always reblog

To the Trek of Star!

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

agentbartowski:

pacokickthetaco:

ideas:

  • netfics: just like netflix except it’s fanfic professionally acted out and produced instead of tv and movies
  • icdb: international commercial database, like imdb except for commercials so we can find out who all the cuties in commercials are

i smell a worthwhile kickstarter 

netfics is just gonna end up being porn isn’t it

No, that’s netdicks.

I shall leave at 1600 and take an estimated 0020 to reach the Cinema, which gives me 0010 to gung ho over the seats and find a non-sticky part of the floor.

celestial-awkwardness:

younger-than-the-soul:

can-i-please-kiss-you-if-i:

omg i ship tiny roman and tiny cowboy

UM

EXCUSE YOU

THOSE ARE JEDIDIAH AND OCTAVIUS

AND THEY ARE THE BROTP OF BROTPS

GET YOUR SHIT STRAIGHT

Fun fact: The actor that played Octavius played him as though he had unrequited love for Jedidiah.

Well, Jedidiah ain’t gonna quit him… or wish he knew how to quit him…

Anyone want to throw some shows at me?

vladtheimpalainvalhalla:

rifa:

hipsterinatardis:

Fun fact: Dustin Hoffman and Bob Hoskins decided secretly that they’d play Hook and Smee as a gay couple. When Spielberg, the director, found out, he was furious.

I just think it’s hilarious.

OH MY GOD

well this just made my childhood 1000% better